Retired burlesque queen Beatrice desperately needs a vacation – and a Sassy Seniors Cruise through the Caribbean may be just the ticket . . . if she can just convince her best friend, Eaddy Mae, to stop praying and go with her.

Unfortunately, things have not been very pleasant at Magnolia Place Assisted Living since Nurse Pat began working there. Imogene is suddenly losing her memory, Maude is obsessed with planning her own funeral, and Sam, retired Elvis impersonator, keeps trying to bed every woman in the building.

The gals try to outsmart the evil Nurse Pat – Imogene goes undercover and Maude enters the Miss Magnolia Senior Citizen Pageant to throw Pat off their trail. If they can solve a mystery, they may make it to the cruise ship after all.