Rumors By Neil Simon

Oct 16-26

Advance tickets at cpptheatre.com.

What do you get when you mix a fancy dinner party, a missing host, a gunshot, a double-helping of lies, and a whole lot of neuroses? A farce so fast-paced it’ll make your head spin faster than a politician caught in a lie!

When New York’s elite gather for an anniversary party, things go hilariously off the rails as the first guests arrive to find the host shot (but not dead!), the hostess missing, and absolutely no one willing to call the police. Instead, they do the only logical thing: cover it up—and badly.

Expect slamming doors, mistaken identities, and enough escalating chaos to make your family Thanksgiving look like a Zen retreat. Neil Simon’s Rumors is a high-octane comedy where the secrets are juicy, the lies are plentiful, and the truth doesn’t stand a chance. Advisory: Strong language, Adult themes.

Show dates:

Thursday, October 16 – 7:30pm

Friday, October 17– 7:30pm

Saturday, October 18– 7:30pm

Sunday, October 19– 2:30pm

Thursday, October 23– 7:30pm

Friday, October 24– 7:30pm

Saturday, October 25– 7:30pm

Sunday, October 26– 2:30pm

Tickets:

Thursday Special: $5

General Admission: $15

Senior (>60) & Military: $12

Students: $7